HNT - Feel the burn

I nearly titled this one "oops I did it again".

Here's how my afternoon sunbathing went :

cold drink - check
towel - check
ipod - check
sunny spot on the deck - check
comfy lounge chair - check

Am I forgetting anything? (no, it wasn't my suit)

Oh yeah..........sunscreen. AGAIN.
Just two days after I was able to resume sun worshipping and hot showering I go and do something stupid that results in this :

Object is pinker than it appears in photo!

It's an ouchy HNT for Freya. Hope everybody's was better than mine.  :(

TMI Tuesday-ish

I'm just getting around to reading and commenting on today's TMI posts, but thought I'd play too.

Getting to Know You – Part II

1. Which would you rather do and why?
a. yard work or house work the only yard work I like is Supervisor, so I'm going with housework because it's easier and climate controlled,  however I do enjoy the upkeep on my flowerbeds
b. hike or run hike, and I'll tell you why. It's a one word answer : tits.
c. outdoor sports or indoor sports Outdoor sports. My favorite to watch is baseball, to participate in - anything water related.
d. fast food burger from the drive-thru or sit-down salad Salad. There's a lot of different salads you can make, and they can be very filling. I'm not discounting pasta salads or fruit salads either. I could live off those. But I won't diss a burger every now and then.
e. yoga or aerobics Yoga. It's calmer and more centering than aerobics. And doesn't make my knees creak. And also because I'm flexible.
f. ice-cream or cake; what kind? Cake. White layered with raspberry filling and lemon curd, with buttercream icing. Or a good red velvet. Or tiramasu.
g. ice cubes or hot wax; where? why? Ooooh. Definitely hot wax. Yep. Everywhere. Anywhere. Just not in my hair. I've always loved candle wax. I used to dip my fingers in the melted wax of my mom's candles. And I have a therapeutic wax spa for hands and feet. I got super excited at the sex store last December when I saw they had massage oil candles. You can get your kinks worked out and in at the same time! I have two different kinds. Love them. Do I really need to tell you why? Really? 
h. beneath the sheets or on top? To sleep : beneath. Must be covered at all times. I'll crank the a/c colder so I can use the comforter. Drives Od nuts, but I get my way. For sex : it's fun to start under the covers but within minutes things are too hot and they get kicked off the bottom. His official role after sex is bed maker. Mine is drink getter. We have a system.
2. What was your favorite subject in high school/secondary school/upper school? language arts. Especially French. I also enjoyed Geometry and Biology very much.
3. Do you get a full 8 hours of sleep a night? Why or why not? I often do if it's not a late night. Like tonight. I had a late class and needed to wind down.
4. What is your favorite comfort food? grilled cheese sandwich made with real butter and white bread.
5. Do you match up your socks after washing and drying them, and before putting them away? Yes. Don't you know it's an OCD sin not to? I shudder to think there are socks out there being thrown in drawers all willy nilly. That's wrong, people.
6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? A happy, pretty green.
Bonus: When you have sexual dreams or dreams about sex, what does the dream generally involve? Is it a recurring theme? I don't really have sex dreams all that often. I never have. When I do have them, it's always about working up to sex, or wanting sex, or thinking about it. I can remember one sex dream where there was actual penetration happening, and I couldn't feel anything. I woke up excited that it happened, but pissed that it still wasn't good. And it's NEVER with my husband. He's never been in any of my sex dreams. I have no idea what that means.

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Happy TMI Tuesday!

In 37 days.....

.....I will be celebrating my 37th birthday. It's a good age. I'm in a good place right now - dare I say happy? Blissfully happy? Perfectly happy? No silly. Of course not. (unless there's a full bottle of Vignoles with my name on it, which sounds like a fine idea, actually....) Life does manage to test my patience, faith, and strength of character. I'm just managing to pass those tests easier nowadays.

I remember a random question from a Stealing Sunday post long, long ago. It asked what I might want for my next birthday. The appeal of getting "things" for my birthday faded with my ability to afford them myself. What I really cherish is the unexpected card in the mail, the inevitable phone calls from my mom and dad singing Happy Birthday in my ear, and even simple email wishes from friends. And that's how I responded to the question. So that's what I want.

I want to hear from you. My blogging cohorts. Friends. I visit your blogs, I read your words, and I've come to recognize your written voice, but so often wondered how that voice would sound in conversation. Sound is a powerful thing, as I've come to understand. So if you're brave and up to the challenge, make a girl's day by sending her a birthday wish. Sweet words, dirty jokes, and musical renderings are all acceptable. Or maybe dirty words and a sweet joke? Even better!  ;)  I would love to hear from you. And I'm willing to reciprocate to show my appreciation. If you've ever wondered what Freya sounds like, I'm making it very easy to find out.  :) My email contact is now in my profile. You've got 37 days. I dare you........

Bite Me

You may have noticed, you may have not. But I'm a particularly big fan of biting. Not being bitten, so much. I'm the biter. You would be the bitee. That's how it works.

This occurs nearly every time Od and I kiss.
Come to think of it, I'm sure that it's happened with me and anyone that I've ever kissed.
But my teeth aren't saved for long, soft passionate kisses.
They have a language all their own.
A sharp bite (usually placed on his bicep) warns Od "watch yourself, you're out of line".
A playful nip on the ass is just that - playful.
But lingering tugs on his inner thigh, hip bone, neck, or ear display a desire for more.
Shoulder and wrist bites are the effect of my mouth and teeth clamping down on the easiest accessible body part in order to stifle my sounds of passion.
And nipple biting.........well, that's just for me. I like to do it, regardless of what he thinks. ;)

Bites take the place of words that are sometimes unnecessary and often ineffective.
Animal instinct still plays a big part in how successful we are at dealing with one another.
And with one act - biting - Od has become fluent in my primitive language.
There's a charge of power from every act of biting I perform. I find righteousness, contentment, satisfaction, and yes, arousal from biting.

I just never knew there was a name for it before.

Sunday Stealing

Since my weekend is slow, I'm on a roll with my writing (some hot stuff not ready to be published) and I haven't played in awhile, I scooted by Sunday Stealing to check out the questions. Play along if you want!

1. When showering, do you start the water and then get in, or get in then start the water? I start the water first, let it get really hot, then get in. My shower's not done until my ass is pink. Except  I got too much sun Friday, so it's a lukewarm shower for Freya for a few days. And lots of Noxema.

2. Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex? Oh, you bet. It's one of my favorite things gettin' all clean and dirty at the same time!

3. Were you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? Uh - no. We had a bathtub. We bathed. No shower. I did bathe with my sister occasionally when I was very little until the age of 5 maybe? When I was 12 we remodelled a spare bedroom into a full bath with a shower stall. It was glorious! I showered twice a day just because I could!!!

4. Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? Sure I did, but you know what's bad? Dropping a razor. Your toes do that instinctive curling in, hoping the blade falls elsewhere thing. That's a heart stopper.

5. How old do people say you look? I don't know, I don't ask, and they don't say unless it's in reference to my kids' ages. You know......."Oh my god, you don't look old enough to have kids that are xx years old!" I fucking hate that. Everybody knows what that means. It means "Oh my god, you got knocked up really young!" Bitches.

6. How old do you act? Like a dirty minded, horny 12 year old boy most days. But you know.........with class and less potty humor.

7. What’s the last song you sang? The one up there on my playlist bar. Check it out. I change it daily.

8. Have you recently become a member of anything? Yes. A male chastity forum. I have questions. They have answers.

9. What are your plans for next weekend? Probably a family birthday dinner.

10. Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed? Closed, so I can concentrate on the feeling.

11. Whats the sexiest thing about Sarah Palin? Her body. You gotta admit - she's in great shape!

12. Who’s the sexiest famous woman alive?  I've been a longtime fan of Julia Roberts. She's not classically beautiful, but her talent, humor, personality, and credibility make her sexy. Oh - I feel the same way about Sandra Bullock. Except for the beautiful part. She most definitely is. They've both stood the pressures of Hollywood gracefully without becoming trainwrecks like so many younger tartlets. I imagine I'll feel the same way about Natalie Portman in a decade's time.

13. Who’s the sexiest famous man alive? I cannot explain why after so many years of never crushing on male celebrities (yeah, they're attractive but so what?) I find this man irresistible. But I do. He's too skinny, has a crooked nose and is way too young for me. But fuck, if he doesn't do it for me. Go ahead, roll your eyes - I'll just stare at the pretty...........

It's not a Twilight thing, I swear!

14. Does your family have a crazy uncle? Clinically crazy, no. Eccentric crazy, then yes. On Od's side of course!

15. Have you ever smuggled something into another country? No

16. Do you live in a city with a good sports team? I'm in the suburbs of one that does. If we're talking baseball, we haven't seen any proper post season action since the 90s. If we're talking football, it's decent occasionally. (I think) 

17. What is the most unusual? Most unusual what? Help me out here.............

18. How do feel about the Goth people? That their mothers probably hate it when they leave their black eyeliners in  their pockets when she does the laundry. I would.

19. Can you fix or your significant other your own car? I was lucky enough to marry a very capable man. Who's also a bit of a garage monkey. My car needs are well seen to.

20. Would you want to kill Casey Anthony yourself if you were guaranteed to get away with it? No, absolutely not. God, karma, or fate will deal with her if she's truly guilty.

Breakfast



Did you have yours? I had mine.  *smirks*



More Tumblrerering

Just in case you need some easy porn to get you through the weekend.
I've added some new sights to my favorites.

Precious - she posts cute things as well as some freakin' hot dommely pics. If you're into that sort of thing. Which I am!! She has a sub and chronicles their relationship. He's about to get pegged, I believe. She's also fond of a little boy/boy lovin'. Check it out. Might make you laugh, smile, or lust. It's a good thing.

Mrs. Discontented - I was remiss in leaving her out of my last Tumblr recommendations. If you've ever read her blog (please do so, she has quite the adventures) then you know to expect female submission, rope bondage, and some female bisexuality. There's lots of other hot stuff too, and I'm not sure about this *inserts sarcastic font* but she may have a teeny tiny crush on a pretty blonde named Amanda. Go see for yourself. Her most recent post is a word find. I found "sad" "broken" and "funny".

Nympho Ninjas - for the longest time I thought this blogger was a she. Nope! He reposts intimate passion filled photos that he finds, as well as reader submissions, and he answers questions in an honest, helpful, non-judgemental way that I admire. He claims to have some self photos mixed in there somewhere, along with stories of his escapades. I like him.

Fapping Bisexual - If you don't find something in here that makes you hard or wet, then you need to stop reading sex blogs. There's no hope for you. Lots of variety here. Good taste in photos. I Promise.

Dishevelled Domina - she's a woman after my own heart. From what I've read, she's experiencing the lifestyle with her husband. Lucky woman. She also has a blog. If photos of CBT* offend, save yourself. If they not only don't offend, but turn you on a little - buckle up and enjoy the ride.

*cock and ball torture

Little Details Apparently - this is a young guy who loves a well (un)dressed lady, and being well dressed himself - especially ties. Check out his tie videos. (at the top where it says click for knots) OMG, there's a Victoria knot video in sepia tone that is so fun, sexy, and erotic set to the perfect music. Really the reason why I checked him out in the first place. He's dominant, cocky, has a weird sense of humor that apparently sometimes offends those who don't get it. He's also switchy it seems. Damn. I could straighten him out very nicely. Just sayin'.

Furrific - because it wouldn't be a day of porn gazing for me if there weren't beautiful men of all walks of life to look at. These just happen to be blessed with lots of body hair. It really is a thing for me. I most definitely have a type in regards to this aspect of masculinity. Of course, so does the gay man who owns this account. ;)

Fucck it up - despite the raunchy name, there's oodles of sweet, sexy, intimate shots of a classy nature. Okay, there's raunch, too, but I don't mind and I don't think you will either.

Some Dirty Secrets - I think I have Advizor54 to thank for finding this one. Photos of a male dominant/female submissive nature. They're hot, very hot, and every once in awhile I find myself wandering by with a wistful sigh.


That's all I have for you lovies this time around, and if you have any good recommendations send them my way! I'm off to enjoy my weekend. Now if only it were to go something like this :

*sigh.......*