TMI and Tumblr Tuesday 1/10/12

I was all set to play along with Lola today instead of participating in TMI.....when I saw what today's TMI topic was about. Well. Suffice it to say (cock fan that I am) I couldn't pass it up, so I'm combining them into one post. TMI is up first :

****MATURE CONTENT: This post is for adults only. Visit another Tuesday when things aren’t so sexy, if you are uncomfortable with sexuality.****

Today’s TMI Tuesday was inspired by my friends at Infidelity Chronicles.

All about the wedding tackle, twig & berries, pole, fire hose, skin flute, dipstick, meat thermometer or what we all know as the penis.

1. What’s more important – length or width? Why? Neither, and both. I'll explain that, but firstly I'll say that compatibility is most important. A person has to know their physical limits and their sexual desires before finding an outie to play with their innie. Got me? Now about that whole silly length versus girth argument.....is it too much to ask for perfectly proportionate? I'm no size queen (not judging if you are) but I really don't need more than 7 inches. If you're swinging more than that it doesn't allow close body friction which is key in getting me off because I don't use my hands on myself during sex, and trying to go in balls deep would just probably bruise my cervix. No thanks. Assuming that longer is better than shorter and that thicker is better than narrow, I'd choose longer and narrow over shorter and thick. I feel like I'm all over the map with my answers on this one, because so many variables are involved. Okay - final answer. Length. There I said it.

2. Ever encountered one that was too big for you to handle? No.

3. Best place to put a penis? In a cage. LOL No...I kid, I kid. In my vag. I'm totally a PIV girl. Love the cock.

4. If you had a penis for a day, what would you do with it? Probably masturbate all day. I'd want to experience a blowjob, but since that requires time to find someone willing (I hear that's hard to come by for most penis owners) that would take away my time from guaranteed pleasure (myself). I'd like to fuck Od in the ass. Am I still a woman with said penis? That would keep the sex hetero, right? Or are we now in Tranny territory? I know for a fact he would freak out about it. But yeah. I'd guessing I'd have more luck getting into his ass than his mouth if I had my own cock. Oh - and I want my cock to come intact also, so I can finally get some experience in playing with a foreskin. I would totally go commando all day. Hell, I'd probably go around naked all day. With my hand on my cock. I would have so much fun. 

Penis Envy: Largest penis in the animal kingdom is 11 feet (blue whale)

5. You’re a penis, which love canal (that’s a vagina) would you most like to visit:
a. short and shallow
b. fall into the gap, gliding smoothly along the slick walls
c. tight suction lip-lock This one. Who's not gonna say they want it tight? ETA: oh. I read that as a different type of tight with other lips. oops! I'll stick with this answer though, since I am a penis, instead of having a penis. This way, I'll lay back and not have to do the work for a change!
d. none, I prefer the back door thank you

Bonus: What is the perfect name for your penis or a penis you use often? Mine.

World Penis Size Map: Where would you like to visit? click

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Happy TMI Tuesday!

Okay, that was fun. and just so you know, I'm still imagining all the things I could do with my very own dick. Penis envy. It's a real thing.

I knew as soon as I saw this photo on tumblr I would be using it for this week. I gasped. My jaw dropped open. I wished for a time travel machine. Because him?

Add glasses and make those jeans buttonfly and you're looking at 22 year old Od. The hair, the beard, the body, the fur.....just everything. In fact, my eyes went directly to the left bicep looking for a scar. I was surprised to not see it. And to think just a couple of days ago I expressed my wishes to put a hurting on him. Not to say that present day Od is shabby. By no means. But 20 years has rendered him more........comfortable, shall we say? Me now + him then = both of us left in a panting, exhausted heap of blood, sweat, and tears. And when we could manage to pull ourselves up to walk away it would be with limps and matching smiles. Just sayin'.

This next photo just goes to show that black and white makes everything classy. Even something as wonderfully slutty as double penetration.

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While we have such an extreme close up of balls (four of them, even) let's take a minute to address the grooming. This is one of two place where fur is not so welcome, in my opinion. Backs would be the other location. Other than backs and balls, feel free to go beastly. The reasoning behind this is sound, so hear me out. If you shave or trim them closely, your partners are more likely to want/agree to put their mouths down there. And that could lead to all kinds of fun adventures above or below the ball border. Whatever your thing is. Trust me on this one. Trust. Me. Other than that, all I can say about this photo is "Yes, please."

This a bit more tame, but the tumblrverse expands far and wide. You just never know what you'll find. I got a giggle out of this cutie.

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If you like photos of animals and enjoy snarky humor then do yourself a favor and click in the via link under the squirrel. I'm not sure if I've recommended this guy's site before, but I visit it everyday for a dose of funny.

These are just awesome. Immediate artsy boner.

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Who says blogs are a useless waste of time? I think they come in handy quite often. We could all learn something from the musing of others. This author who posted this? Yep. Genius.

Because it fits so well with the first part of my post, I thought I'd share with you what I think is the most perfect looking cock on the planet. And also what I'd want mine to look like. Seriously. It's like that thing just got unwrapped from the packaging, it's so perfectly smooth and shiny. And pretty. And, and, and.......unf. Okay. I'm done for. I have other things to do right now. ;)

Thanks for playing along!

*kiss*